Bad Moms? We wouldn’t trade our kids for anything or anyone? …. Would we???
Once in a while “moms”, mums and mummy’s just need a night off from baby food, baths, and bedtime stories! That doesn’t make us bad moms, right?
No, we believe you deserve that all important, sanity saving, mom’s night out. Woop and holler…. High five!!
You KNOW you need a mums night out when…
You can’t remember the last time you were out of the house after dark
You just muttered “WTF” under your breath for the 20th time today, and it’s only 8:00am
The last adult conversation you had revolved around poo, vomit and sleep deprivation
The only way time you get a moment to yourself is by locking yourself in the bathroom
You’ve been watching Cbeebies for over an hour and there are no kids in the room
The coolest thing you have done all year is sneak your 2-year-old into a VIP area to meet Cbeebies Andy… ROAR!
You no longer associate red and white with wine but with fruit snacks
Talking to yourself in the mirror is the closest thing to adult conversation that you’ve had in several days
Your rubbish bin goes out more than you do
Everything you know about your friends’ lives, you read on social media
The last time you dressed up, it involved a tiara, a princess dress, and your 2-year-old
When your last date night was with your 2-year-old
Your only posts on social media are about the kid’s social lives not yours
You actually want to wear high heels
Because you deserve it, damn it!
So if you fancy a mom’s night out why not enter this weeks Facebook competition for the chance to WIN 2 tickets for the Everyman Cinema, Leeds to see the movie, Bad Moms. See the official trailer here.